SHOW ME THE FUNNY

Humor has, since time immemorial held an important place in culture and human society. Most cultures around the world can be stereotyped on the basis of what they find funny. For example, the British are known for their ironic sense of humor, the Americans for their satirical ways and the Chinese for being comically handicapped. Thinking along the same lines, I hypothesize that an individual's sense of humor is one of the clearest reflections of his/her personality. Being funny is serious business and what you find funny and your ability to be funny can indeed say a lot about the kind of person you are. 

To study humor, that is to break it down into its components and try and qualitatively describe what makes something funny, is the equivalent of dissecting a frog and expecting it to still be able to croak. The beauty of a joke lies in deciphering it. Anything and everything can be funny, provided you look at it from the right (or wrong) angle. This could be a reason why EVERYONE cannot get along together, for different people have different opinions of the world around them. That said, I strongly believe that finding the lighter side of things is one of the best ways to get along with this bitch we know as life. To reiterate my point, below are two situations that I'm sure we all come across which could be made easier simply by thinking from a different perspective or doing something so ridiculously out of place that you giggle on the inside. I've also taken the liberty of suggesting possible methods to do just that (evil LOL): 

1. Getting Dumped: This can be a particularly tumultuous time for most of us. However, one can turn the table and thereby have the last laugh by doing something so shockingly unexpected that it causes the other person to wonder what the IPL just happened. 
For instance, once you've been let go and the classic "it's not you, it's me" delivered, pause for a moment, with shock on your face (this should easy, given this reaction will be involuntary), get a grip on yourself and say "High five!" a la Borat. At this point, your (now) ex will be stumped or furious or both. Then, deliver your fatality by giving him/her a tight hug and get more ecstatic than a fat person who just saw chocolate cake. You then go and express this new found happiness to everyone around you at the time by hugging, kissing them, leaving your ex contemplating murder and or suicide and thereby putting him/her in his/her place. 

2. Extremely Irritating People: Some of you might have the inborn ability to make others want to blow their brains out just so that they can distract themselves from your incessant blabbering. If you are one of these people, I salute you. What you have is truly a gift.
But for the poor souls who have to bear such infuriating personalities, I suggest one of the following: 
a) Burst out laughing in the middle of its sentence and don't stop till it leaves. 
b) Doze off.
c) Act like you're EXTREMELY interested in what it's saying. Given these "people" are irritating, they are likely to be used to people not paying attention to them. You, acting like you belong to the other end of the spectrum, should be able to throw them off, leaving them uncomfortable, at a loss of ideas and utterly flabbergasted. The better your acting and apparent curiosity, higher are the chances of success. 
d) Slap yourself at regular intervals during the conversation. If the irritant asks you why (and trust me, it will) tell it you're trying to keep yourself awake. 
e) Excuse yourself to the washroom and leave the building. 
I also suggest using a combination of the above techniques if the irritant is particularly persistent. 

Sense of humor can also go a long way in determining the compatibility of two individuals in a relationship. There's nothing like screaming out profanities in public, playing pranks or picking on someone, making funny sounds or making people around you comfortable with your loved one. If you can make each other laugh, you're A-OK!
If you can make your partner laugh but he/she doesn't seem intellectually, creatively or childishly creative enough to return the favor, chances are you're enjoying the attention. But be warned, you will get tired after a while and you'll realize that you may be wasting your time. When that happens, be sure to come up with a good response to example 1, given the remote possibility that your partner has read this article and he/she has the literal and/or figurative balls required to pull it off.
If your partner is the funnier of the two, you might want to be encouraging as far as his/her attempts to make you laugh go. True, he/she may not always be funny but moral support goes a long way in making people feel good about themselves...if you're into that kind of thing. 

In a nutshell, the point I'm trying to make is that life is weird and "the funny" is all around you. You just need to look for it. If you can't find it, look harder. If you still can't find it, get a life...or a really cute dog. 

WHAT THE MOVIES TAUGHT US - PART 1

Movies have, to put it mildly, always been an integral part of my existence. To me, they're more than just entertainment. Truth be told, most of what I am, has been put together by picking out bits I like out of characters from my favorite movies. And boy, am I proud of my work. "Donkey's praise" aside, I'm a firm believer of the fact that MOST movies have in them some lesson, be it good or bad, that we can take back from them. The following is my attempt to highlight what I think the makers were trying to tell us:


Jaws: Steven Spielberg's thriller, which made an entire generation scared to go out to the beach, drunk or otherwise, not only was a true masterclass when it came to making a blood-thirsty predator likable and its hunt poetically beautiful, but was also a true fable in itself. A story of a poor, lonely, hungry fish who happened to eat the wrong people at the wrong time.
Our protagonist, the fishie, who later came to be known by the title of the film itself (imagine that...being christened Jaws for all his troubles), let his hunger get the best of him, only to have everything he's ever eaten (along with the rest of him) blown to smithereens by a really pissed off police sheriff. Which only goes to show that gluttony never goes unpunished at vacation spots.


Lord of the Rings Trilogy: Widely regarded as "one of the most epic mot*********g cinematic experiences of all time", LOTR paved the way for all grand scale movie productions to come. It was filled with moments that made one realize how inconsequential and pathetically boring one's life really is, for nothing serves up an epiphany the way disgusting, steroid filled Orcs struggling to make coherent sentences, gigantic Oliphants trampling over anything and everything in its path, a flaming eye that "talks", a wizard who proved age is no barrier but size does matter and a ring that's so powerful that Hitler would consider it the only thing in the universe worth engaging in coitus with.
The obvious triumph of good over evil aside, LOTR taught us that the thin line between bro and homo may be subject to fading under adverse circumstances.


Saw: Not many movies justify unjustifiable violence and gore the way Saw does and therein lies its beauty. The story of a dying man taking out his chemo pains on a bunch of dead-beats, cheats, liars, con-men and other decent, hardworking folk is truly heart wrenching to say the least.
Moral of the story? Taking away peoples' body parts is really fun if you're dying of cancer AND smoking a ton of medical green.


Avatar: It is said that James Cameron was in a coma, induced by an overdose of Psilocybin...for a long time and when he woke up, he brought back from the darkest corners of his mind, an idea for a movie which would go on to become the cinematic equivalent of (a 12 piece chicken bucket, large coleslaw, large fries and a 2 litre Pepsi) raised to the power of 3D! A movie so grand that it was pulled out of cinemas earlier than the scheduled date due to concerns from the scientific community that it would alter the very fragment of reality as we know it.
Avatar proved that tree hugging can be cool, as long as the said tree isn't sitting on top of a large reserve of a precious natural resource. It also cemented facts such as bows and arrows are useless against aircraft armed with heat seeking missiles, connectivity is key, sleep is for sissies and there's no bird that can't be tamed (men to take note).


Die Hard Series: In this action masterpiece, Bruce Willis showed us how to tackle hostage situations and unforeseen  EXTREME scenarios. The franchise has produced some of the most memorable baddies in the last two decades and arguably THE most bad-ass catch phrase in movie history. John Mcclane, the man who carved a niche for himself when it came to "wrong place, wrong time" was largely responsible for bringing inner-wear to the forefront of fashion, for in his "baniyan", he really looked like a man one does not mess with and not some overgrown onion, fit into a brazier. Personally, Die Hard introduced me to the truly amazing world of action movies and left a lasting impression as to how action should be captured on film.
The series taught us that karma can be a real bitch and no matter how sophisticated your weapon of choice, no matter how old our hero gets, getting a clean shot at John Mcclane is harder that getting a clean shot at John Mcclane with his shirt on. Yippi-ka-yay, mo*********r!


The Twilight "Saga": Abs don't always help and a woman's menstrual cycle can sometimes get indefinitely paused at the wrong time. Period (pun intended).


To be continued....